Me and Jon discussing babes on trains
Me: i remember speaking to a train babe before, yes Jon...i spoke to a girl. We were just laughing at the scum bag family behind us, but she had a dress on like she was going to town so i immediately knew she was out of my league
Jon Mack: should have finger-banged her fucking senseless. no one is out of your league man. if anything you're out of their league
Me: bitch had a dress on, i mean...yeah it was a Saturday night...but i like to think she was just that posh she wears dresses daily
Jon Mack: i assume you were wearing a suit? were you not?
Me: i had a my jeans and shirt on. bitch was lovin it. kept laughin at my jokes. had a packet of rowntrees randoms, she was 'mirin
Jon Mack: man you fucked up big time, could have had her
Me: biggest mistake of my life so far man. it's ok, plenty of trains with plenty of babes
Jon Mack: true, but not many that talk
Me: well, i say talking...she was undressing me with her eyes
Jon Mack: exactly, i bet she was frothing at the vaj
